My "before the year is over" list

Fuck weight loss--it only lasts for two weeks with most of the fuckers who jump on that particular bandwagon. Come to think of it, I don't really like the idea of New Year's Resolutions in general. Just because the Earth happens to be positioned at a certain point to the sun, and our BASE-10 numerical system changes its year digit on a man-made calendar system, everyone decided that they needed to align their major life changes to this change of a single number.

I have one word for this: GAY.

This morning, I decided that I wanted to make a list of things that I wanted to do soon. I then realized that today is New Year's Day, so this could be construed as a new year's resolution. Well, fuck that.

Things I want to do soon:

• Learn to solve the Rubik's cube
• Go on a road trip to the west coast
• See "Cake" in concert
• Go to Japan
• Make a decent Macromedia Flash animation
• Sell everything in my room that I no longer use
• Figure out once and for all why my left foot is misaligned. (WTF)
• Get my own digital camera to make films

It's a reasonable list. After all, I learned to solve the Rubik's cube in less than a week. On that note, I'm going to get started on going to Japan.

~Steaming Poo