Nothing is funny tonight.

For real, absolutely nothing is funny. I watched a very non-funny episode of Family Guy (Fast Times...), followed by the premire of probably the WORST South Park episode I've ever seen in my life--Stan coaching the peewee hockey team? I did not laugh a single time. In fact, I found many parts of it outright disturbing, tasteless, and not funny all at the same time. It's a damn shame, because this episode's premise wanted to mirror The Mighty Ducks, and it had the potential for greatness. Eff Minus.

In the middle of the show was the Amp'd mobile commercial where the father tries to make his son go off a bike ramp and the kid falls flat on his face, and it looks realistic. ("Oh! I get it now! It's a ramp! LAWL!!!") Also not funny.

And then there was the Drawn Together commercial. The show is stupid. The commercial was even worse. A bunch of tards running around putting fleshlights up each others' pee holes... might as well have been.


The only hope for tonight is in five minutes: The Daily Show followed by The Colbert Report. If these two fail, I'll chalk it up as divine intervention; no way that all of these can fail on the same night by coincidence. The odds of that happening are

...let me think...




....low, I think.

~Jake