Here is everything you need to succeed in life:
Desktop Wallpaper
ASVAP
John McCain's Face
Pillow Talk
Mugshots of fun teachers
Blue ribbon science
Indiana Jones 4 pre-production
LifeLock CEO getting PWNED
Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts
The sketches of Butt Johnson
Comparison of Jesus vs. JEEZUS
Penis theft
End
Footnotes
I got a note from my alternate personality. He was pissed off that a couple of these are NSFW, but not labeled as such. I don't believe saying "Not Safe For Work." If you aren't working, nothing is really safe.
You're browsing blogs at your work place; Sexual harassment policies aren't your biggest problem. Mr. Bureaucrat and Ms. Sheltered-Life have reported you to HR because they hate you)
When I think "not safe," I think poison and sharp edges and unprotected sex (but with any luck, not in that order)
2 comments:
Damn Jake, is that you with the "Garlic: The Silent Killer" project?
Nice catch, but no, that was the 5th grade project of my fraternal twin, Chett King. Believe it or not, I was "Animal Magnetism." Phase 2 of my experiment is what caused the pre-pubescent mustache.
I also was an outside adviser for "The Right Wipe," because they needed a dissenting opinion from a lefty.
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