The $500 cable is BACK!!

It's worth $10, but it costs $500. Amazon.com has finally brought back the listing with little fanfare and a big twist: The price has now been reduced to $428.68, and Amazon proudly states that this price is a 14% discount.

Thank God it's back, because I was getting review withdrawals. This commentary gem is my new favorite.

33 of 34 people found the following review helpful:

I don't remember this being in the product description, June 27, 2008

By	Lee Bailiff "merc" (Fort Worth, TX USA) - See all my reviews

This cable does allow for incredible sound. However, I believe a possible side-effect from the use of this cable has not been noted by the manufacturers. Upon playing Prince's "Kiss" my speakers ... how should I put this? ... Well, I think they ... climaxed.

That's not the end of it. Oh, no. My stereo system is now sentient. And horny. Not one of my other appliances has warranty coverage for ... well ... the kind of 'damage' they are currently receiving.

I'd just unplug the darn thing, but it's developed an ability to arc pure energy when it feels threatened. It took two scorched electricians to figure that out. And, yes, I've already tried flipping the breaker switch. Doesn't work. The power won't go out. I don't understand how the hell it pulled that off.

Please, if anyone has any tips or advice, I'm getting desperate. My living room is some kind of sick, mechanical sex den and it's really freaking me out.